Towards Tinfoil QR Code Bucket Hat
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$34.99
$34.99
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Like the regular Towards QR Code Bucket Hat but sort of covered in tinfoil.
This hat is specifically designed to protect your mind from both government surveillance technologies and alien mind control powers alike. Combining the ultimate in sun protection, comfort, and style whilst protecting your brain from those sneaky conspirers attempting to eavesdrop or control your thoughts. You could never be safe enough, until now!
Get superior protective headgear in lightweight fashionable form, snag a Towards Tinfoil QR Code Bucket Hat —because all brainwashing should flow through YOUR external sensory organs FIRST!
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